AISubs v3.7
(Don't underestimate that it's an alien)
It's too alien
Eh?
I thought it was too alien
(LOL)
That's very funny
It's like you are sitting down
Open your mouth up
Wow
I can open it up
It's not "open", it's "open"
It's an alien's angle
(LOL)
Are you ready?
It's an alien
Alien...
(LOL)
It's based on
paper, pen, and box
Ho!
It's more like
It's three people who think about the rules of the game and turn their eyes, right?
Usually, the workers over there...
Workers...
We're doing a little reckless things.
Our rule-setting ability is not bad, is it?
Well, it's pretty bad, isn't it?
It's painful and it breaks your body, and you don't like it at all.
The effect of whether the work force is fading or not.
After all, just the right difficulty has the effect of motivating the person who is doing it, right?
So we...
How many percent do you think you will succeed?
That's why if you do this much, you can finish it somehow, right?
Just one hour, you can do it in about an hour.
I want to be able to do that kind of calculation.
Now, here's a box with numbers in it.
What these numbers represent is...
The success rate of the tasks you will give to the workers from now on.
For example, I'll pull out a microphone.
Ten!
If you get a "ten", you have to do something you think you will succeed with a ten percent chance of success.
You have to do it a hundred times.
- A hundred times, right? - That's right.
- So you do it a hundred times and succeed ten times, right? - That's right.
The power to think about the task according to the number you get is...
Well, we won't do it this time.
I think it's a little difficult, so let's think about it next week.
Let's pull it out.
- I don't know what's good about it. - Yeah.
My success rate is...
Oh!
- Ten percent! - Oh!
- Ten, right? - Ten, right?
Isn't it easier to do it?
I think it's easier to think about it ten times at a time.
- My success rate is... - Wow!
- Fifty percent! - That's high!
- It looks difficult. - It's a little easier than mine.
- I don't think we should switch ranks here. - That's right.
- It's difficult. - My success rate is...
Eighty-five percent!
- What?! - What?!
- We're at the end of the road. - That's...
- It's difficult. - Wow, it's pretty high.
- What's so difficult about it? - Yeah.
- What about you, Rosa? - If I were you, my success rate would go down a little.
- It would go down by three percent. - That's right.
- I'm going to say Shibai. - Oh, I see.
- If you make me say 100 things, it'll be about 80. - But I want you to be happy.
- I'm going to say Hoshimizu. - Oh, I see.
- Then I'm going to say Yume Moa. - Okay.
- Then we'll work together again next week. - Yeah.
- Well, it's a secret for now. - Yeah.
- So let's do it. - Okay.
- Now, we have some workers here with us. - Workers? - Yeah, workers. - Yeah.
- Without thinking about anything, we're going to have you do what we're going to say. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's not really a discussion. - Yeah.
- What you're going to do is... - I'm going to do it. - Wow! - I'm going to have Shibuya do it.
- Here it is! - Wow! - Ta-dah! - Yeah!
- A ball comes out of here and you just have to hit it. - If you hit it, it's okay? - If you hit it, it's okay. - Wow! - It's pretty solid on the surface.
- But you can only hit it, so you can't do it. - You can only hit it.
- Hey! - Wow! - I'm going to use Yumemaru-kun for this one. - Yeah.
- Recently on my YouTube channel, I've tried a lot of different ways of doing the tablecloth trick. - Oh, yeah.
- The entertainers do it, right? - Yeah, yeah. - So, Yumemaru-san, you're going to be the one who does it, and I'm going to leave the tablecloth and the cup here, so...
- Ketsure-san will say "Huh?" and then you'll say "Huh?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then, Tetsure - san. - Yeah, I'll say it in my own way.
What? What? What?
This guy doesn't say bad things.
Stretch your right hand like this.
Ouch!
Turn it inwards twice.
With the momentum of "mmmm"
As it is
mmmm
Like this
I'm doing my best
Close your eyes
mmmm
Isn't it so sweet?
I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what is right and what is wrong.
I don't know what you mean.
We just did a brief version of it.
The actual version is like "mmmm"
mmmm
If you say "mmmm"
mmmm
Think about it a little more.
If you do it 100 times,
If you get close to the number we expected,
mmmm
I'm sorry for asking you such a difficult question.
As a proper regulation, it will be easier if you do it slowly.
mmmm
Every time you do it, set it up from the right end and say "mmmm".
What? You don't have to say it.
If you don't say it, you'll adjust it inside you.
Please say it once.
mmmm
When I say "mmmm",
I'll judge whether it's in properly or not when I throw it.
And say "mmmm" yourself, okay?
- Huh? - The movement of your right hand.
- Do I have to say that, too? - Please say "mmmm" yourself.
Okay, our team is ready.
If you don't get too excited and do it as usual,
you should be able to get the numbers I calculated.
I'm not really good at things like batting centers.
Oh, is that so?
I think you'll be able to do it.
Well, I'll have fun and don't think about it.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- We're a team of amateurs. - Yes.
I don't think you'll do it well in the beginning.
- I think it's a try and error. - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
First throw!
- You missed it. - Two.
- It's a little hard for me. - You'll get used to it.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
Two!
It's hard for me.
- I feel like you're not moving as much. - I see.
- Let's do it! - Yes, third throw!
Damn it! I can't get it off!
- Let's do it! - No good.
I'm too lazy!
Got it!
It's hard!
I did it!
Are you ready?
Come on!
- Let's do it! - Start!
Come on!
Oh, sorry.
- Oh, no! - I'm sure you can do it.
- Come on! - Yes!
- Come on! - Come on!
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- I can hear a lot of voices. Is it okay? - Soto is also doing it now.
At first, set!
- I can't hear anything. - Shut up!
- Soto, shut up! - I'll make a loud voice in the end.
- It's a little dangerous.
- Is it okay? - That's good!
- I won 100 times! - You won a lot!
- Okay, let's do it. - Yes.
- Close your eyes. - Count 100 times.
- Out. - Set.
- That's a lot. - Set.
- Out. - Set.
- Out. - Set...
- Don't say "set".
- Don't say "set" four times.
- Out.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- Close.
- Set.
- Out.
- No! - Out.
- I can do it like this.
- It always expands. - Yes, it always expands.
- It always ends like this. - It expands like this.
- This is the only way.
Get out of my way!
- Here I go. - 23.
Happy home!
- That was amazing. - Wasn't it?
- You can do it. - I can do it.
I'll do it because it's an audition show.
Today's winner is Yumemaru-san!
Yumemaru-san was able to do a great move called "table cross".
Don't miss this chance!
3, 2, 1, fire!
Too bad! It was so close!
- It's amazing that it's still there. - Yeah, it is.
It's true.
My stomach hurts.
- You can do it. - Yeah.
- Start! - Okay.
59 seconds!
- Nice! - Good job!
- It's good, right? - Good job!
- Start! - Yeah.
- Out! - Yeah.
- I almost threw it. - Out!
- What are you doing? - It's your fault! Not mine!
- Yeah. - Check!
- Out! - Yeah.
- Check! - Yeah.
- OK! - Wow!
It fits perfectly, by the way.
Do you have a perfect line?
- Check! - Hmm...
- OK! - Wow!
It feels good when it fits.
- Here we go! - OK!
Look! See?
- Can you tell it's stuck? - Hahaha!
It's fine, but it's stuck.
- Crash! - Crash!
- The glass broke, so I used this. - Oh, that's a good idea.
I thought I'd do something like that with a tablecloth, but...
- I thought I'd do something that shouldn't break with a tablecloth. - What if it breaks and it suddenly works?
53rd time. Here we go!
- Hahaha! - I was the only one who heard it.
- Hahaha! - I heard a "muchi" sound.
- Hahaha!
- It's starting to loosen up.
Is it a good feeling or a bad feeling? It's starting to loosen up.
Huh?
- Wow! - Wow!
I can't open my socks at all.
- Wow, it's gross. - Hahaha!
Here we go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Crash! - Crash!
- Wow! - The last one wasn't a butt hole.
- I heard it moving here. - Hahaha!
- Oh, wait, it's moving here. - Hahaha!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- Oh! - See? I saw it!
- But that theory is amazing! - Right?
- Oh! - I won't make a mistake from now on.
It's definitely the best one you've ever said in a video.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I also found a place to put it in my butt. - Hahaha!
- It's about the size of a big black bus. - Hahaha!
- Hahaha! You're good!
- On the contrary, you can put in this useless movement.
- Hahaha!
- Beautiful!
- Now it's a big black bus, isn't it?
- Is it okay to just have fun like this?
- Hahaha!
- I feel sorry for Shibayu who doesn't have motivation.
- Hahaha!
- Nice!
- Two more balls!
- Yeah!
- It's amazing like this!
- The last ball!
- Yeah!
- Nice!
- Time's up!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Set!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Set!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Set!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Oh, oh!
- Check!
- Hahaha!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Hahaha!
- Hey, do it properly!
- Hahaha!
- I was serious!
- Hahaha!
- I was serious!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Check!
- Okay!
- Oh!
- The number of times is increasing, isn't it?
- Hmm, hmm!
- Okay!
- Oh!
- Wow!
- No check!
- Wow!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Check!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Okay!
- Oh!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Check!
- Hmm, hmm!
- Out! - Oh! - Set! - It's over! - Oh! - Oh! - Thank you for your hard work! - Well, it's confirmed, so... - Thank you for your hard work. - Yes! - Thank you for your hard work. - Could you pay me the salary? - Yes! - Could you pay me the salary? - Oh, I'll pay you at the end of the month. - 1,500 yen. - Did you say it? - That was 1,500 yen. - Now, there are only three times left, so... - Yes! - While the members are doing it... - That's right! - In front of the audience, we'll show you how it's done in real life. - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes!
- We'll show you how it's done in real life. - Yes! - Everyone will see it now. - Three times. - Well, then... - Let's start from the toad. - Yes! - The toad! - I wanted to get rid of something useless. - The eighth one! - Let me remove it. - Oh! - Huh? - What? - First of all, you put the center of gravity on your right foot. - Oh, I see. - And twist your body like this, like this. - Yes! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - It's possible after doing it like that! - It's possible after doing it like that! - Now, the last way of removing it. - Yes! - This is pretty difficult.
I hope it will be a success.
- Mr. Kimemaru, please. - Here I go.
Time's up!
- Thank you for your hard work, everyone. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Huh? You're calling me? - Yeah, I'm calling you.
I'd like to announce the results, settings, and probability.
- Okay. - From the production team.
The results are...
- There were 89 battings. - Wow!
- That's a lot of batting. - We didn't miss any.
- I see. - Yeah.
Okay, Ryo-san.
How many percent did you set for this game?
- 85 percent! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - 85 percent!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- That's a very good team. - Yeah.
The settings are good, and you overestimated it a little.
Even though you said you weren't good at batting...
- You overestimated it so quickly. - Yeah.
Even though you said you weren't good at it 10 times...
- You said you weren't good at it 50 times. - Yeah.
Okay, and this is what we wanted you to know.
- Out of 100 times... - Wow!
- Wow!
- You mastered it. - Yeah, I did.
In the middle of the game...
- I did a lot of things... - Yeah.
- To increase my batting. - I see.
- That's where I messed up a little. - I see.
- You said you weren't good at it... - Yeah.
- That's 15. - Wow!
- Wow!
- You did a little more than that. - You grew up a little too fast.
- You underestimated it. - You grasped the tips too quickly.
- Yeah. - You've lost a lot of experience.
- Okay, Tetsuya's team. - Yeah.
- I said I wasn't good at it, and you said you weren't good at it. - Yeah.
- And you judged whether it was safe or not. - Yeah.
Out of 100 times...
- You succeeded 8 times! - Wow!
- 8 times? - 8 times?
- I see. - That's tough.
- I'm sure of my decision.
- It's 10%! - Wow!
- 10.2%!
- That's amazing, Shintaro! - Shh!
- Shh!
Thank you for your cooperation this time.
We will do our best to make you work, so please continue to support us in the future.
I always say that.
Goodbye everyone.